Jack had an oral book report in school today that he did on the book Captain Hook. It was a book I bought in the children's section at Deseret Book (should be safe, right?). I asked him how his report went and he commented, "Good. But mom did you know that 'b-a-s-t-a-r-d' is a swear word?" My response, "Um...yes, I knew that." "Well I didn't and I kept saying it in my book report because they used that word all through the book!"